Posted 1 day ago
Posted 4 weeks ago

Pocket full of air plus nothing to wear, I was told I was put here to fail - but never ask me to hail.

Posted 1 month ago

One of these days I’ll manage to establish that all important connection between my brain and my mouth. Hopefully.

Posted 1 month ago

Start writing most important part of job application (which has to be handwritten), make spelling mistake in third word. Try again tomorrow perhaps…

Posted 1 month ago

Would appear that not all my messages are sending correctly (in the unlikely event that you’re expecting one from me)

Posted 1 month ago

kaalashnikov:

do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety

like they just

DO THINGS

without worrying about them first

wow

:/

Posted 1 month ago

If you’re not funny the other 364 days of the year what makes you think today is any different?

Posted 1 month ago
Sally, yours?
Anonymous asked

Hello Sally, I’m Chris

Posted 1 month ago
What is your name?
Anonymous asked

What’s yours, greyface?

Posted 2 months ago

FFS it’s the middle of March, don’t do this shit to me when I’ve gone out without a coat :/

Posted 2 months ago

Sold a typewriter to David Thewlis today.

Y’know, as you do…

Posted 2 months ago

pandagurll:

nooffencetoaristotle:

quiet-lion:

wdya:

in which the queen is again one of my favorite people

I’m not a fan of the Monarch but this is good news. 

Aw I love our Queen

Amazing

Horseshit.


A brief, generic written (NOT SPOKEN) passage about being opposed to general discrimination, which could have been lifted from the ‘Idiots guide to generic Human Resources equality policies’, does not a ‘fight for gay rights’ make. She was merely repeating a decision previously made by Commonwealth nations and at no point made any specific mention of homosexuality in any context.
Indeed, her own spokesman categorically stated that “the Queen does not take a personal view on these issues. The Queen’s position is apolitical”.

Of the Commonwealth countries, two sentence homosexuals to death and in FOURTY ONE out of fifty four, it’s illegal to be homosexual.*

But still, she wears nice hats so she must be, like, totes fucking awesome, yeah?


*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_the_Commonwealth_of_Nations

Posted 2 months ago
It turns out procrastination is not typically a function of laziness, apathy or work ethic as it is often regarded to be. It’s a neurotic self-defense behavior that develops to protect a person’s sense of self-worth.

You see, procrastinators tend to be people who have, for whatever reason, developed to perceive an unusually strong association between their performance and their value as a person. This makes failure or criticism disproportionately painful, which leads naturally to hesitancy when it comes to the prospect of doing anything that reflects their ability — which is pretty much everything.
Posted 3 months ago
amartyrschallenge:

desertmanian:


African American doctors attempting to save the life of a Klu Klux Klan member:
This photo left me speechless, this is what respect is. 

this is what grace is

^ Ian’s so right. 

this is a well known fake made for an ad campaign: http://snopes.com/photos/medical/klaner.asp

amartyrschallenge:

desertmanian:

African American doctors attempting to save the life of a Klu Klux Klan member:

This photo left me speechless, this is what respect is. 

this is what grace is

^ Ian’s so right. 


this is a well known fake made for an ad campaign: http://snopes.com/photos/medical/klaner.asp

(Source: jocelynbeexo)

Posted 4 months ago
Cheerful.

Cheerful.