Pocket full of air plus nothing to wear, I was told I was put here to fail - but never ask me to hail.
One of these days I’ll manage to establish that all important connection between my brain and my mouth. Hopefully.
Start writing most important part of job application (which has to be handwritten), make spelling mistake in third word. Try again tomorrow perhaps…
Would appear that not all my messages are sending correctly (in the unlikely event that you’re expecting one from me)
If you’re not funny the other 364 days of the year what makes you think today is any different?
Hello Sally, I’m Chris
What’s yours, greyface?
FFS it’s the middle of March, don’t do this shit to me when I’ve gone out without a coat :/
in which the queen is again one of my favorite people
I’m not a fan of the Monarch but this is good news.
Aw I love our Queen
A brief, generic written (NOT SPOKEN) passage about being opposed to general discrimination, which could have been lifted from the ‘Idiots guide to generic Human Resources equality policies’, does not a ‘fight for gay rights’ make. She was merely repeating a decision previously made by Commonwealth nations and at no point made any specific mention of homosexuality in any context.
Indeed, her own spokesman categorically stated that “the Queen does not take a personal view on these issues. The Queen’s position is apolitical”.
Of the Commonwealth countries, two sentence homosexuals to death and in FOURTY ONE out of fifty four, it’s illegal to be homosexual.*
But still, she wears nice hats so she must be, like, totes fucking awesome, yeah?
African American doctors attempting to save the life of a Klu Klux Klan member:
This photo left me speechless, this is what respect is.
this is what grace is
^ Ian’s so right.
this is a well known fake made for an ad campaign: http://snopes.com/photos/medical/klaner.asp