Posted 2 months ago
darkdarkstreet:

He’s not looking good, is he.

“Osboooouuuurrrrnnne!!! If I have to eat another fucking pasty this week, I swear Boris and I are going to bogwash you. Again.”

darkdarkstreet:

He’s not looking good, is he.

“Osboooouuuurrrrnnne!!! If I have to eat another fucking pasty this week, I swear Boris and I are going to bogwash you. Again.”

Posted 2 months ago
A street-smart shotgun-wielding gay stick-up artist would certainly liven up the average Dickens adaptation if you ask me.

A street-smart shotgun-wielding gay stick-up artist would certainly liven up the average Dickens adaptation if you ask me.

(Source: wilwheaton)

Posted 2 months ago

fictitiouswishes replied to your post: I should probably post more

Agreed.

I LACK INSPIRATION

p.s. thanks

Posted 2 months ago

I should probably post more

Posted 2 months ago

dozydozy:

the-miscellany:

David Cameron: the roads are too busy, there’s too many people on the roads, let’s make people pay more to use roads AND make trains more expensive. MWAHAHAHAH.

It’s alright for some who live 2 minutes away from work, I bet he’s still get a taxi…

But…but… never mind that the country is being further dismantled in order to line the pockets of a handful of people, BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH LOOKS LIKE AN OTTER LOLOLZ!!!!111!!!!

*head in hands*

Posted 3 months ago
Aww come on, Nick, smile? Plea…actually, never mind.

Aww come on, Nick, smile? Plea…actually, never mind.

Posted 3 months ago

sometimes i feel stuck. i need some fun :)

(Source: meetmeincarcercity)

Posted 3 months ago
Lately I’ve begun to suspect that I’m not treating my job with an appropriate degree of gravitas

Lately I’ve begun to suspect that I’m not treating my job with an appropriate degree of gravitas

Posted 3 months ago

sympathetic-character:

anch0vies:

brain-food:

Russian architects Arch Group have completed the first of their tiny hotel rooms for napping at airports. The Sleepbox unit at Moscow’s Sheremetyevo airport contains two beds and can be rented for between 30 minutes and several hours. The pod is equipped with LED reading lamps as well as sockets for charging laptops and mobile phones.

Imagine the situation where you are in a modern city, you are not a local resident, and you have not booked a hotel. It is not a comfortable situation because modern aggressive cities give you no opportunity to rest and relax. If you want to sleep while waiting for your plane or train, you face many security and hygiene problems. We believe that urban infrastructure should be more comfortable. For this purpose we have developed Sleepbox. It provides moments of quiet sleep and rest without wasting time in search for a hotel.

Possible locations for Sleepbox include:

  • Railroad stations
  • Airports
  • Exhibition centers
  • Public and shopping centers
  • Accommodation facilities

Available options include:

  • Matted film on windows with changing transparency
  • Mood lighting – LED lamps with changing light colors
  • Built-in media block (TV, touch-screen monitor)
  • Wi-Fi router
  • Alarm, intercom
  • Safe deposit box
  • Built-in payment station with magnetic keys

so basically like a portable place for hooking up and /or prostitution 

also, bed bugs

Surely the concept will be ruined by men using it as a self-pleasure pod?

Posted 3 months ago

Chino is my man crush

(Source: rougarouu)

Posted 3 months ago
theseabadger:

I would be the happiest person in the world for 5 minutes if this ever pulled up beside me.

The petrol station near me has a Tardis, plus Daleks & a Cyberman on the roof

theseabadger:

I would be the happiest person in the world for 5 minutes if this ever pulled up beside me.

The petrol station near me has a Tardis, plus Daleks & a Cyberman on the roof

(Source: loki-dokey)

Posted 3 months ago

Yeah, not like tumblr already suffers from the problems that they claim missing-e causes, you berks.

Posted 3 months ago

Pro tip, gentlemen: if a lady tells you she’s gay, spending the next hour desperately hitting on her is something of a douche move. Just saying.

Posted 4 months ago

lungsandtongues:

I hate telling people that I have really bad anxiety.

Posted 4 months ago

Where are you hiding, Richey James?