Cruel tricks of the light

Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:48:42 +0100

Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs:

SUNNYVALE, CA

Pocket full of air plus nothing to wear, I was told I was put here to fail - but never ask me to...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 07:48:17 +0100

Pocket full of air plus nothing to wear, I was told I was put here to fail - but never ask me to hail.

One of these days I’ll manage to establish that all important connection between my brain and...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 23:25:05 +0100

One of these days I’ll manage to establish that all important connection between my brain and my mouth. Hopefully.

Start writing most important part of job application (which has to be handwritten), make spelling...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:43:05 +0100

Start writing most important part of job application (which has to be handwritten), make spelling mistake in third word. Try again tomorrow perhaps…

Would appear that not all my messages are sending correctly (in the unlikely event that you’re...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:35:49 +0100

Would appear that not all my messages are sending correctly (in the unlikely event that you’re expecting one from me)

kaalashnikov: do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without...

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 17:58:11 +0100

kaalashnikov:

do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety

like they just

DO THINGS

without worrying about them first

wow

If you’re not funny the other 364 days of the year what makes you think today is any...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 09:56:19 +0100

If you’re not funny the other 364 days of the year what makes you think today is any different?

Sally, yours?

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 16:59:08 +0000

Hello Sally, I’m Chris

What is your name?

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 14:42:36 +0000

What’s yours, greyface?

FFS it’s the middle of March, don’t do this shit to...

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 17:15:07 +0000

FFS it’s the middle of March, don’t do this shit to me when I’ve gone out without a coat :/

Sold a typewriter to David Thewlis today.Y’know, as you do…

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 22:12:19 +0000

Sold a typewriter to David Thewlis today.

Y’know, as you do…

pandagurll: nooffencetoaristotle: quiet-lion: wdya: in which...

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 17:16:00 +0000

pandagurll:

nooffencetoaristotle:

quiet-lion:

wdya:

in which the queen is again one of my favorite people

I’m not a fan of the Monarch but this is good news.

Aw I love our Queen

Amazing

Horseshit.

A brief, generic written (NOT SPOKEN) passage about being opposed to general discrimination, which could have been lifted from the ‘Idiots guide to generic Human Resources equality policies’, does not a ‘fight for gay rights’ make. She was merely repeating a decision previously made by Commonwealth nations and at no point made any specific mention of homosexuality in any context.
Indeed, her own spokesman categorically stated that “the Queen does not take a personal view on these issues. The Queen’s position is apolitical”.

Of the Commonwealth countries, two sentence homosexuals to death and in FOURTY ONE out of fifty four, it’s illegal to be homosexual.*

But still, she wears nice hats so she must be, like, totes fucking awesome, yeah?

*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_the_Commonwealth_of_Nations

"It turns out procrastination is not typically a function of laziness, apathy or work ethic as it is..."

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 17:48:21 +0000

“It turns out procrastination is not typically a function of laziness, apathy or work ethic as it is often regarded to be. It’s a neurotic self-defense behavior that develops to protect a person’s sense of self-worth.

You see, procrastinators tend to be people who have, for whatever reason, developed to perceive an unusually strong association between their performance and their value as a person. This makes failure or criticism disproportionately painful, which leads naturally to hesitancy when it comes to the prospect of doing anything that reflects their ability — which is pretty much everything.”

- David Cain, “Procrastination Is Not Laziness” (via sissybutton)

amartyrschallenge: desertmanian: African American doctors...

Sat, 16 Feb 2013 08:47:19 +0000

amartyrschallenge:

desertmanian:

African American doctors attempting to save the life of a Klu Klux Klan member:

This photo left me speechless, this is what respect is.

this is what grace is

^ Ian’s so right.

this is a well known fake made for an ad campaign: http://snopes.com/photos/medical/klaner.asp

Cheerful.

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 16:59:14 +0000

Cheerful.

carnivoreanimal: shapeshift: thatstevedude: So on the east of...

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 15:57:50 +0000

carnivoreanimal:

shapeshift:

thatstevedude:

So on the east of Australia we have raging bushfires….

Then on the west of Australia we have this.

A storm front that’s part of Cyclone Narelle, which has turned red because it has picked up dust from the Pilbara region of north Western Australia.

Seriously Australia….what the fuck.

Source: smh.com.au

A giant pint of Fosters is attacking Australia!

except no-one in australia drinks fosters

EXACTLY. Countries have gone to war for less…

thatstevedude: So on the east of Australia we have raging...

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 14:23:14 +0000

thatstevedude:

So on the east of Australia we have raging bushfires….

Then on the west of Australia we have this.

A storm front that’s part of Cyclone Narelle, which has turned red because it has picked up dust from the Pilbara region of north Western Australia.

Seriously Australia….what the fuck.

Source: smh.com.au

A giant pint of Fosters is attacking Australia!

I can’t decide if the inevitable fanfic that results from...

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 18:19:39 +0000

I can’t decide if the inevitable fanfic that results from this would be the best or the worst thing ever?

Happy new year you beautiful bastards

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 01:30:03 +0000

Happy new year you beautiful bastards

Merry Christmas from festive York…

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 09:36:56 +0000

Merry Christmas from festive York…